14 April 2008

How to fuck a hooker properly

I can't believe that NY Governor Eliot Spitzer would throw away his office for a piece of ass. Lots of politicians have done the same, and lately, the Republicans have been doing the gay side. But Spitzer went to extraordinary lengths for — admittedly — an ultra hot call girl, who apparently has the most perfect pussy ever seen on a woman according to her escort reviews.

But I don't care — I'm not paying that much money for sex even if I am a billionaire, especially with some bitch who admits to being with two men a night on many nights she's working. And she admitted that all she did in between sessions was swipe a wetwipe along her snatch! Damn. I realize women can fuck anyone and get away with it, but damn, paying $4000-$6000 for an hour or two of fucking someone you don't know is crazy. Ashlee Dupre (the girl) said that most men are so hot that they cum in the first five minutes and spend the rest of their time just wanting to talk. $6000 to talk! That redefines the term "fuck you money."

Here's some advice for future politicians. Either fly out to Nevada where it's legal and the ranch will take of you discreetly (no one will ever see you going in or out or being picked up), or just drive downtown in the limosine, pick up the hottest girl on the corner, pay her double her normal, and fuck your brains out for three minutes.

Saves a lot of time and, your job.